Anti-HM Government Health warning - Labour can seriously damage your health (from the Cumbria Chronic)
A very amusing piece on the Cumbria Chronic site. Some extracts: "A Labour Government is seriously bad for your health, say doctors. They ran tests on millions of people who swallowed Labour last year and have today released their shocking findings. The average Brit was found to have: Severe brain damage from a year of hypocritical Leftism Serious red mist around the eyes and steam from the ears Elevated urine temperatures from boiling piss Severe loss of hair, from where it’s been pulled out in clumps Irreversibly low tolerance levels Catastrophic dental damage from grinding teeth to dust Doctors said many other people who didn’t smoke Labour are now suffering from second hand Labour. Symptoms include spinal damage from years of bending over backwards and apologising for existing; and chronic lip damage after years of biting them. Passive Labour victims report feeling a “ severe pain in the arse ” from long-term exposure on social media to those who spent the Tory years bleatin...